the cat

Posted: June 21st, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: Uncategorized | 4 Comments »



the cat fell from the 3rd floor on your glass.


4 Comments on “the cat”

  1. 1 Eric said at 6:19 pm on June 21st, 2009:

    Wow. No comments yet?

  2. 2 jay said at 9:02 pm on June 21st, 2009:

    hang on, eric. i got one: holy shit.

    wait, i got two: holy shit, matt. your portuguese is getting really good.

  3. 3 admin said at 5:43 am on June 22nd, 2009:

    I must confess, I had a little help from my friend in the thin box, Mr. Google. Also, the 3rd floor is really the 4th floor because ground floor is pisa 0, and the ceilings are at least 12 feet.

  4. 4 Eric said at 8:35 am on June 22nd, 2009:

    I smell foul play (and cat bacon!!). According to the top google result for the search term “terminal velocity cat,” a cat only reaches a terminal velocity of 60 mph because it essentially turns itself into a cat parachute, and that hardly seems fast enough to cause such a huge crater. Perhaps the translation reads: “I disposed of my dead cat off the 3rd floor and missed the waste bin. Sorry.”

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